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YOUNG TALENT TIME - THE ITS 8 WINNERS

For the moment Imelda’s lost for words…Sonny certainly knows what it takes to blow Imelda’s skirt sky high and when he emailed the Palace of Despotism with the news that English footwear designer Chau Har Lee had won this year’s ITS 8 Accessories Award, I snapped to attention.

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His peepers peeled for amazing talent, Sonny interviewed Lee moments before she won the prestigious prize and again was kind enough to send Imelda the exclusive footage. Watch and be dazzled as Lee talks about her futuristic inspiration. Naturally, Imelda will be revisiting the subject of Chau Har Lee with an in depth interview / profile.

My attempts to contact Lee where thwarted by the difference in time zones, however Lee’s website did agree to talk exclusively with Imelda.

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Lee’s porthole to the information super highway revealed that in addition to winning the RCA Manolo Blahnik Competition, Lee was also part of the team that took out the Umbro competition in 2008. She was also a finalist for the Oasis competition and winner of Best Student Footwear Designer UK 2001.

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Currently working as Footwear Consultant to Marloes Ten Bhömer, Lee has also worked for Georgina Goodman and tutors a short course in footwear design at London College of Fashion.

As one of the most lucrative awards in fashion, ITS not only spotlights talent, they back it up with cash prizes ranging from €5,000 to €10,000.

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While Yum Yum works on the tickertape parade, I’ve decided to make Lee the focus of the re-launched, and recently renamed, weekly poll, ‘Should Imelda Trick?’ Y’all remember how it works, the poll can be found underneath Imelda’s twitter widget…happy votin'.

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Yumia If Chau Har Lee’s win wasn’t enough to twist your petty pants inside out, then snap open your Daughters of the Alamo fans because ‘Imelda’s Footwear Designer of the Year 08’ nominee and winner of theCocodrillo award, Yuima Nakazato, has also taken out top honors at ITS 8.

When the news reached my ears that Nakazato won the YKK Award, (which also comes with a cash prize of €10,000 and YKK will select one of Nakazato’s styles to be used for promotional purposes) Imelda grabbed the nearest serpent and danced like a Christian at a tent revival.

Debuting his solo collection in March, Nakazato revealed he planned to expand into women’s apparel this October. Receiving a cash injection of €10,000 couldn’t have happened at a better time or to a better designer.



THE IMELDAFICATION OF RUPERT SANDERSON - PART ONE

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It’s been a footwear smack down 2 years in the making…’The Despotic Queen V Rupert Sanderson’. When I finally lured Sanderson into the ring I knocked him out with Propofol and gave him an A grade inter galactic probing – good humoured, Sanderson bit down and took one for Queen and country.

During the gestation of this interview Sanderson has birthed a new baby, signed off his second collaboration for Karl Lagerfeld and kept Imelda’s first discovery, Liam Fahy, chained to the coffee machine.

When we finally met Sanderson surprised me with a large box, “What is this?” (What? I’m the Despotic Queen…have I not earned the right to expect gifts).

“It’s a present” he teased “I bought them at an auction last year and thought they’d be perfect for you”. I wondered if perhaps now he had an heir and a spare if this wasn’t one of those ‘back-up babies’ that are all the rage with rich white people.  His excitement bubbling over, Rupert blurted, “They’re a pair of Sly Stone platforms”.

“Oh” I replied, my face contorting into an awkward grimace, I coughed up a nervous chuckle. “You don’t like them?” he asked, his voice laced with disappointment.

Making a quick recovery I said “No-no.”, tapping the hollow 12-inch platform with my nails “They’ll be perfect for smuggling contraband through Heathrow”. “How wonderful, but you really shouldn’t have” I lied “shall we get started?”

When I read that Sanderson was born in Jimmy Choo's hometown of Penang, Malaysia I wondered if a career as a footwear designer was some how pre destined.

“Rupert, what was your first memory of footwear?” Probably my dad’s army boots!” he replied. I wasn’t surprised - his Wiki page explains he is the son of a British Army Officer and lived a typically peripatetic life of an army child”

Like many of his contemporaries, Sanderson has had an unorthodox trajectory into the luxury footwear industry. After studying at Royal Holloway and Bedford New College, London University, he launched into a potentially lucrative career in the advertising industry. “Why give all that up?" I asked, “I came to the realization at a certain point, I’d taken the wrong fork in my life path” adding “and the love of a good shoe”.

Like Choo, Sanderson studied at Cordwainers, a college renowned for producing some of the finest footwear designers of the 21st century. Imelda is fascinated by Cordwainers “what’s in the water?” I asked. Laughing, he replied it wasn’t so much the water as “it is the only college in the country that offers this type of course.” “But look at the Alumni, Choo, Kirkwood, Kafini, you” “Yes” he replied “ It attracts the best” pausing “but it attracts the worst. Because it attracts them ALL”

During his two-year course, Sanderson would spend his summer break channeling the Easy Rider. He traveled through Italy working with, and learning from, as many master artisans as possible. After graduating, Sanderson took up a residence with the venerable Italian brand Sergio Rossi. From there he then went on to Bruno Magli. But the siren’s call was not to be ignored and in 2001 Sanderson launched his eponymous brand.

Sanderson has been called ‘bold’ and ‘revolutionary’ for launching his brand at a time when the consumer and the media were resistant in embracing independent designers.

I asked Sanderson how he established his brand identity “I am drawn to the minimalist aesthetic, so many of my shoes are deceptively simple  - as with minimalist architecture it’s all about proportions, volume, silhouette and importantly, material.  I thought if I stick to that, I could carve out an identity”.

Imelda suspects Sanderson’s ‘minimalist aesthetic’ is masking an ugly secret…Rupert Sanderson is a hoarder. My proof, his A/W 09 press release.

‘20 years ago, whilst walking along a deserted beach in Sri Lanka, Rupert Sanderson picked up an interestingly shaped stone. The asymmetrical shape of the stone inspired Rupert Sanderson to create a pebble story within his collection. This pebble has been strategically placed on a number of simple shoes from platform peep toes, to closed toe flats, where the symmetrical lines of the shoe are contrasted with the misshapen pebble.’

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“A pebble? Seriously. Rupert who keeps a pebble for 20 years?” Weirdly” he replied “it’s just been lying around on various desks I’ve had for years. Still not convinced, I wondered if I raided his abode would I find a graveyard of empty marmite jars or worse? Looking me in the eye, he said, “It’s proof, inspiration comes from the most obvious and common place things”.

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Picking up Titan (A/W 09/10), a plum satin peep toe bootie, I studied the crystals embedded into the star shaped platform. Looking around his London showroom, it was obvious to Imelda why Sanderson’s Empire includes two stores in the heart of London and the brand is stocked in over 200 luxury boutiques and department stores worldwide. I was suddenly overcome by a terrifying tightening of the chest.

Pushing on, I asked about the Sanderson woman. I am duty bound to say my wife and I wouldn’t be far wrong” he replied. Since the Despotic Queen’s bed is already full and I’m on the verge of being labeled the (rusty) town bike, Imelda was relived to discover Sanderson was married. Continuing, he described his client as “Super smart, works in the arts and knows her own mind and VERY beautiful”.

Unable to shake that farklempt feeling I started sweating like Whitney Houston walking through customs. Then I realized ‘sweet baby Jesus!...Satan’s about to call me home’.

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Oblivious to my condition, Sanderson said, “Imelda, I think you of people will appreciate this shoe”. Handing me a gold leopard print sandal, my throat constricted. “Ahhh” I gurgled “ahhh mah salts. Where are MAH SMELLING SALTS?” I screamed.

Leaping off the naughty seat (more on that later) Yum Yum reached into my Birkin and retrieved my smelling salts, but it was too late. 

Continued tomorrow.....

LICK IT!

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And in BABY BLUE….Urgh…what I wouldn’t do to give Max Kibardin this shoe a sponge bath with my tongue!

Max never fails to tingle my touchstone of tyranny with his men’s shoes and this baby blue nubuck loafer (from the S/S 10 collection) hits all the right notes.

It’s it any wonder Max won the inaugural ‘Who’s On Next’ award for Men’s Accessories. The Despotic Queen should have devoted an entire post to the Love Machine’s win, instead it got buried in Imelda’s Milan menswear coverage – Max can you ever forgive a foolish old woman?

In other exciting news, I’ve managed to unlock my Visu (polling software) account so I’m bringing back Sunday’s ‘Should Imelda Buy?’ poll, and because Imelda’s hell bent on debasing my work with puerile humour, I’m renaming the poll ‘Should Imelda Trick?’

No need for concern, Imelda would never defile her ‘place of exile’…that’s why I bought Yum Yum. 

GUESS THIS MEANS I NEED TO WEAR MY GOOD DENTURES

Forget TMZ, the Despotic Queen has (really) ARRIVED. The world’s most influential trend forecasting organisation, WGSN, has reduced me to a quivering haute mess by naming iMElda as one of the best footwear bloggers in the world – and would you believe, not a single sexual favour (or $$$) was exchanged.

I wouldn’t normally make such a big-to-do, but I’ve long since realized that an ‘in-character’ blog penned by an (somewhat) obscure 3rd World tyrant, would never have populist appeal. That I’ve been recognized by one of the most powerful media organizations in the world is, for me, the real definition moist petty pants.

But all the accusations acclaim mean ‘nuffing without da respect and love of my Imeldettes - you’re the reason I rise from mah crypt every morning *gushy Oscar weeping*

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Also included on WGSN’s prestigious list - the Bubblicious Suzie, Jack and Jill, Jane Aldridge, Mr Hare (purrrrrr), Shoewawa and Men’s Rag.

DUMPSTER SLUTS? – A RETROSPECTIVE

This morning I was tipped off by my North Korean mole, the UN’s Commission for Child Labour were about to sniff around my recent trip to Africa. Sensing the Palace of Despotism was due for (another) raid I made a pre-emptive strike and started wiping my external hard drive.

Pouring through all my coded invoices I was shocked to discover Madonna hadn’t paid her brokerage fee for baby David Banda. More shocking was the discovery of these old images. I know there have been moments when I was desperate for an easy blog post, so I’m not sure why I haven’t posted these photographs earlier.

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Imelda_matt4 In retrospect I’m not sure what to make of ‘em. I think, had my circumstances not changed and I had finished my photography degree, I would have developed a signature style that wasn’t so dependent on Guy Bourdin. That isn’t to say Imelda isn’t proud of them, heck after my first 6 months I was exhibited (left) and sold  20 + prints (never underestimate the dollar spend of ones twisted and depraved friends).

If anything, I think they demonstrate the Despotic Queen’s unwavering commitment to shoes (and humor).

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Unfortunately these were shot on film and I haven’t been able to locate the fourth (and my favourite) image from this series. I’ll harangue my BDSF (and the most dedicated muse an amateur photographer could ask for) to fire off a shot of her print.

One day (if Canon or Nikon would care to lend me a digital SLR) I might get my Lady Litchfield groove back on and step behind the lens – until then I’ll leave to the professionals.

GIVENCHY JUMP STARTS MY COUTURE-AFFAIR

For reasons that will have you questioning Imelda’s mental condition I find myself taking an awfully pragmatic stance on Haute Couture…and no, I haven’t been pulling bucket bongs with Marc Jacobs.

I love it. I respect it. I enjoy the sometimes-campy dramatics, but doeth it make my petty pants runneth over – no!

“Quelle Horreur” you scream, “our infallible Queen’s a philistine”. Whilst it’s true, I have on the odd occasion dined at the trough of ignorance, my reasons were righteous (and kept me and my billions out of the big house). 

For a lot of fashionistas, Haute Couture is food the soul, yet it’s food that only a select few can eat. Let’s not confuse my train of thought as an impassioned plea for sartorial egality. No, the natural order of fashion dictates that rich white women eat haute couture while the rest of the world eats refried High St transfats.

Once the addendum to Haute Couture, Prêt-à-Porter is now (for a multitude of reasons) the main act. I find it a stormy, unpredictable and exciting chain of events that have a real-time impact on your trotters. The rough ‘n tumble of Prêt-à-Porter is what gets my blood pumping and my mind ticking.

Haute Couture is ‘pretty-pretty’, whereas Prêt-à-Porter is ‘pretty please’.

My hostility towards haute couture stems from my aforementioned pragmatism and visceral belief that apart from Givenchy’s Riccardo Tisci, couture no longer delivers any noticeable footwear trends…and what is Imelda without a chunky trend to gnaw into.

With their petty pants all bunched, some Imedettes might ‘call-me’ for making absurd sweeping generalizations, or worse, accuse me of gross journalistic negligence. It’s the truth. So deal.

But lets take lookse Givenchy.

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Tisci, the brightest light of haute couture gives birth to one, sometimes two, electrifying trends each season. What I find intriguing is the way Tisci (and to a lesser degree, other designers) weave those ideas into their September (or March) collections.

Tisci is still exploring those subversive themes with fetish inspired toe-less lace up boots.

Although the Victorian style ankle booties and loafer style pump are new silhouettes, elements of his styling would appear to be a redux of his western inspired S/S 09 collection (SEEN HERE). 

Anyhoo, I’ve prattled on long enough…lets just jump on in.

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PUNCH-DRUNK LOVE

Well HELLO! If you’ve entered Imelda via WGSN then welcome. Before I taser you with my merciless tongue of tyranny, the Despotic Queen would like to correct a minor error. 

WGSN reported that Imelda – The Despotic Queen of Shoes (and her cast of cronies) has been celebrating footwear (and terrorizing errant designers) since 2008 which is incorrect, the Despotic Queen started polluting the information super highway with her cancerous bile in 2007. That said, I'm most humbled to be included on the WGSN's list of 'favourite footwear blogs'.

UPDATED - WGSN have corrected the error...merci.

If you'd like to know more about Imelda then I suggest you CLICK HERE alternatively, you can hit me back at the Palace of Despotism on editor@imelda.com.au

Also, the celebrity slop served up in the previous post isn’t traditional Imelda fare. The only celebrities you’ll find here are the shoes, the people who design ‘em and Imelda…of course.

Now that we’re sorted, empty out your colostomy bag and buckle up…because you're in for a bumpy (albeit slightly unhinging) ride. 

Chrissie morris It’s been over two months since Imelda posted her ‘exclusive’ preview of Chrissie Morris’ A/W 09/10 collection. At the time I opened up the floor to your questions and I had every intention of posting the follow up a lot sooner than today. 

Imelda says that just like Yum Yum’s battle with hemorrhoids, we all get what we deserve in the end.

Dapper Kid - I would love to know what her starting point was for the collection.

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I draw inspiration from so many sources, from contemporary street styles to science fiction to art movements, eg. The Art Deco period.  Not only did it produce an astounding creative legacy, but also it took place against an amazing social and political backdrop, eg. the increased roles and rights for women. Art Deco's modernity makes sense, especially when we revisit the strides made or being made by women in the present day.

Faddict - Since Chrissie Morris' collection is so varied, I would like to know where she draws her inspiration from, and what kind of girl she sees wearing her shoes?

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The Chrissie Morris woman is fearless and feminine. Fierce even, loves being a woman. She's independent, leaning towards rebellious, has a great sense of humor and knows what she wants.

Imelda - How have things changed since the winning ‘How’s on Next?’

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'Who Is On Next' has made it easier to get your voice heard, as it were, in this competitive climate. It has encouraged buyers and editors to continue to support emerging talent, despite the research and spending trends, shaped by current economic forces.

Imelda - Buyers are playing it safe, is this a good time for experimental design? Industry pundits are predicting a ‘thinning of the herd’ (which is to be expected) what is your assessment of luxury footwear retailing for the next 12/18 months?

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For every buyer who is playing it safe, we are finding interest towards our collection from several key boutiques who insist on shaking up the merchandise mix and cutting back on established brands, to keen retailers in unlikely markets who have the customer infrastructure, knowledgeable about fashion and eager to try something new.

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If customers are given the opportunity to see (and try on and buy) the range of great design out there, then luxury footwear is in a good place.

Imelda - How has digital media helped your business, any direct evidence of blog to cash register influence?

Without a doubt, digital media has helped keep the name out there, by developing an active support group who swap tales of favorite styles and share tips on where to buy. It is marketing at the most organic level, and it's free (and unedited).


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Some of the buyers in which I come in contact have mentioned that they read the blogs as diligently as the glossies or the trade newspapers.

FAME WHORING IN THE CITY!

It takes a lot to pry the Despotic Queen from the Palace of Despotism on Monday night, but the promise of rubbing bunions with Brooke Armstrong Campbell Kristin Davis was an offer too good to refuse. So I activated Yum Yum's Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitor (ankle bracelet) and saddled up Starlite for a night on the tear with Sassy Bella.

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True, the ‘rabbit’ is a universal talking point, but as an aging Asian tyrant and former First Lady, Imelda found it most difficult identifying with the Sex and the City phenomena. But a former Melrose Place starlet…sweet baby Jesus in his Christmas crib…that’s reason enough to pack my emergency Depends.

According to the PR spin, Davis is ‘in-town’ to help ‘good friend’ and Victoria’s Secret photog Russell James flog his new coffee table book ‘Russell James’.

A no-expense-spared type of book launch, the evening’s sponsors GLACEAU vitaminwater had erected a ‘cube’ outside Sydney’s famed Customs House. An imposing beast, the temporary structure had one guest noting ‘it’s a Jumping Castle without the jumping’.

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Once we were safely ensconced in the cube we took a token tour of James’ work, but it was a Louboutin wearing Kristin Davis the crowd had turned up to ogle.

In an OH.NO.YOU.DIDN’T! email we were informed “Kristin’s manager has asked us to ask guests to refrain from approaching her and taking photos of her once she is inside the GLACEAU vitaminwater cube”.

Dejected, Le Sassy and the Despotic Queen joined the food and photography bloggers at the back of the bus and left fame whoring to Sydney’s hoi polloi.

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But in cruel twist of irony, Davis, trying to escape the glare of Sydney’s ‘elite’ unwittingly stumbled into a nest of bloggers. Moving faster than Japanese tourists in a koala exposure, every blogger (much to the chagrin of Davis’ handlers) had their cameras cocked. But it was the quick thinking, taser wielding Despotic Queen (and Sassy Bella) who ended up with the ‘money shot’.

In truth, I felt like a dirty fame whore but as Helen has already noted “we were loitering in the area first”.

NEEDLEWORK

This morning as I trawled through my reader, I discovered fraulines fabulous from Les Mads had the skinny on the new A/W 09/10 Acne collection.

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Under normal circumstances I’d be all up in Acne’s business over the pom-pom trim. But what caught Imelda’s eye was Acne’s new needle heel, or rather the similarity between Acne’s needle heel and a heel used by Spanish born designer Vincente Rey.

As previously reported by Imelda, last year Rey launched legal action against both Martin Margiela and Roger Vivier over a perceived copyright infringement.

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Of more interest to the Despotic Queen is how quickly this torturous looking trend is filtering down the fashion chain. Over the past 3 seasons I’ve watched as a number of designers have interrupted the needle heel, including Ungaro, Hussein Chalayan, Camilla Skovgaard and Marc Jacobs.

Far be it for Imelda to advocate a sensible Sally attitude (the higher the heel the closer to God), but not all my Imeldettes doeth have my bunions of steel…so my question to you - is you feelin' it?

IMELDA'S IN DA HOUSE!

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According to the grandchitlen, you haven’t ARRIVED until you’ve been TMZ’d

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